Sunday, January 29, 2012
Warriors Acquiring Chris Kaman & No One Will Talk Shit About Mark Jackson on ESPN
The Mark Jackson hire was brilliant. No one will talk shit about the Jesus Freak on National TV because they're all his friends and, let's face it, he may come back to the TV ranks sooner rather than later and they don't want any awkwardness after they spoke honestly about what an incompetent moron this guy is as a coach. Mike Malone, meanwhile, took the fat money Lacob overpaid him and now has FULL strategic control over this shitty Warriors defense. This is what pace kill and Nellie Ball zone desperation look like. The recent small ball offense Jackson argued for has scored cheap points but, of course, the true scope of how bad the Warriors defense is has come shining through in the process. So drop those talking points from your repertoire, too, you all-too-accommodating Warriors PR appendages (looking at you, Adam Lauridsen. Heh.). Ain't no defense to see here and Kwame Brown, Ekpe USuck, et al were never plus defenders to begin with. Enough with the constant franchise talking point props.
Blame your players, Warriors employees. Blame your players.
Big changes. Big talk. Big Suck.