Nothing is happening. We're sitting on our cash and mediocrity. If fans start to revolt I'll tell them more stories about how I created the Celtics from rubble and "really, really want to be a winner". Also Ray Allen couldn't make a jump-shot until he met me! I am a basketball god! See you in 2012 when a post-lockout NBA devalues our team so much we'll be forced to have Monta Ellis drive us to our road games in a SaveMart delivery truck.
Also, I wish I could've nabbed the Pistons AND their Palace at Auburn Hills AND some music theater for a cool $420 million. That's like $30 less than I paid for this mess and I could've made Kirk Director of Music stuff. He played the oboe in high school you know. Except they would've made me actually do something in Detroit or they would have literally killed me. Not in Oakland. I can skate by for another 10-15 years appearing on Radnich and making promises. Then a bidding war! Furture headline: One playoff in 30 years Warriors sold for $1billon!
Nothing is happening. We're sitting on our cash and mediocrity. If fans start to revolt I'll tell them more stories about how I created the Celtics from rubble and "really, really want to be a winner". Also Ray Allen couldn't make a jump-shot until he met me! I am a basketball god! See you in 2012 when a post-lockout NBA devalues our team so much we'll be forced to have Monta Ellis drive us to our road games in a SaveMart delivery truck.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I wish I could've nabbed the Pistons AND their Palace at Auburn Hills AND some music theater for a cool $420 million. That's like $30 less than I paid for this mess and I could've made Kirk Director of Music stuff. He played the oboe in high school you know. Except they would've made me actually do something in Detroit or they would have literally killed me. Not in Oakland. I can skate by for another 10-15 years appearing on Radnich and making promises. Then a bidding war! Furture headline: One playoff in 30 years Warriors sold for $1billon!
ReplyDeleteLacob, out!
cc, how come you aren't on realgm anymore?
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