Robert Rowell & Kirk Lacob kicked off the "Fresh Era." Well done.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

In Memory of Bay Area Sports Legend, Cohan Wikipedia/ThoughtPolice Still Hard at Work

Franklin Mieuli passed away today.  The man was a Bay Area sports legend and the only owner of a California Warriors Championship team.  Today marks the true end of a more innocent, less depressing era in national pastime history. 

Here's the SFGate write-up:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/04/25/MN9T1D4S4J.DTL&tsp=1

If you've been at sporting events in the Bay Area in the last 40 years, you've probably seen Franklin.  He was the dude in The Hat.


Mr. Mieuli's personal mark was made in countless unknowable ways and he had a variety of business interests both in and out of sports.  His family owned Navlet's Nursery.  But his public life and image were made with the Warriors, first and foremost.  If you were lucky, you had some connection to him and his family but, as a Warriors fan, you really didn't need much more than what he gave you on the court.  There was no mistaking what he cared about and what he pursued as an owner, and  we all know he cared LEGITIMATELY about fan voices. Everyone in the world knows he cared completely about team success regardless of personal profit. 

No hyperbole whatsoever here: Warriors Culture has lost a vital soul. 

Although the cult of Franklin surely risks some look-the-other-way fancy, at bottom, you'll never find another pro sports owner who revels in joyful absurdity and craps on Big Lie profiteering like Franklin did.  The only way to properly remember the man who spent on a champion (mythology in full force now!) for us fans is to continue rallying for the ouster of the profiteering snake oil salesmen wrecking Franklin's fan experience and ours for the last 16+ years.  I can't think of a better way to honor his idiosyncratic, infectious style, passion for life, and sheer disregard for the Rules of the Game in corporate stoogery (rich and successful as he was) than to continue tracking the lunatic paranoia of the current Warriors ownership.  I mean this in all sincerity. 

To that end, Franklin, we miss you terribly already and we hope we get another one like you soon. 
Thanks for everything, rest easy.  We got this one.



On to the polar opposite ownership culture that still plagues the Warriors:

I've never written anything on Wikipedia, though I understand anyone can.  But others have tried to write the People's History of the Golden State Warriors to no avail as evidenced by VERY diligent policing of the Chris Cohan wikipedia page.  http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chris_Cohan&oldid=357751292

I posted the old version of the page not too long ago:
http://chriscohansucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/chris-cohan-wikipedia-scandal.html

In the last few days, someone tried to re-do the page again and was immediately shot down.  This is hysterical bull shit and of course traces back to Flunkster Dude and the fan forum spammers and lurkers still monitoring fan activity as Cohan does NOT sell the team. 

So for your viewing pleasure, the recent edits to the still-milquetoast Cohan wikipedia (thin) skin:

1. Christopher J. Cohan is the soon to be EX-owner of the Golden State Warriors NBA. He assumed control of the team in 1995 and has ran the franchise very poorly by taking devoted hard working fans money and in return giving them 13 years of losing seasons and 1 playoff apperance.

2. Christopher J. Cohan is the soon to be EX-owner of the Golden State Warriors NBA. He assumed control of the team in 1995 and has ran the franchise very poorly by taking devoted hard working fans money and in return giving them 13 years of pain and suffering and 1 playoff apperance the 2007 WE BELIEVE team

3. Cohan is frequently listed as one of the worst owners in professional sports.

4. Cohan is frequently listed as one of the worst owners in professional sports and most hated by warrior fans

And the Wiki-Cop response: 15:49, 25 April 2010 Zagalejo (talk | contribs) (1,429 bytes) (just wait until he gets fired (if he gets fired))

All gone.

Strange that our Beloved Owner passes on the same day and I happen to stroll by the Cohan wiki-page. But this is our life as Warriors fans.  Deep sadness, inexplicable self-immolation and desperate searching for an answer to the Angel of Death's reign of terror, and ridiculous, possibly inappropriate melding of past pleasure with present agony.  There's a Freud joke in here somewhere.  Smarter/Smarmier folks can make it.  But I'm not ashamed in the least bit.  It all connects and Franklin's legacy as a public figure prepared the way for all of this.  This is Warriors basketball.  It's, apparently, inherently flawed.

Most of us never knew Franklin personally like we'll never know Cohan personally.  So in the economy of fandom, we get certain rights to represent our version of these guys and they know they assume the risks attending that wink-nod game with a vastly anonymous fanbase.  We rely on them for our quasi-religious/lethargic free time occupants.  They rely on us for their... yachts?  There are rules in this fan-team economy and Cohan has shit all over all of them. 

Mieuli would have let you touch the championship trophy.
The NBA won't even let Cohan into the same room as the trophy. 

Cohan won't let you explain the history of his Warriors ownership honestly. 
Mieuli would let you say any damn thing you wanted to to his FACE and then he'd buy you another round. 

The world lost a trickster and a joker.  It sucks. 
Keep his spirit alive.  Don't be a pansy-ass douche bag. 
If you can possibly help it.

Rest in Peace, Mr. Mieuli. Rest in Peace. 
Thanks for everything.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Warriors PR Team Asks: "Who Wants to be a Player in 2010 Free Agency?"

Restricted Free Agents:
GUARDS
Wil Bynum
Anthony Morrow
CJ Watson
Kyle Lowry
Jordan Farmar
Mario Chalmers
Roko Ukic
Chris Douglas-Roberts
JJ Redick
Patrick Mills
Sergio Rodriguez
Ronnie Brewer
Wesley Matthews

FORWARDS
Josh Childress
Tyrus Thomas
Linas Kleiza
Carl Landry
Luis Scola
Pops Mensah-Bonsu
Rudy Gay

CENTERS
Joel Anthony
Nathan Jawai
Josh Boone
Hilton Armstrong
John Brockman
Kyrylo Fesenko


Unrestricted Free Agents
GUARDS
Joe Johnson
Ray Allen
Eddie House
Raja Bell
Raymond Felton
Jannero Pargo
John Salmons
JJ Barea
Quinton Ross
Kelenna Azubuike?
Speedy Claxton!
Acie Law!
Tracy McGrady
TJ Ford
Earl Watson
Luther Head
Sebastian Telfair
Steve Novak
Shannon Brown
Derek Fisher
Marcus Williams!
Carlos Arroyo
Dwyane Wade
Luke Ridnour
Rafer Alston
Bobby Brown
Devin Brown
Chris Duhon
Larry Hughes
Nate Robinson
Shaun Livingston
Steve Blake
Quincy Douby
Kyle Korver
Mike Miller

FORWARDS
Paul Pierce
Shelden Williams
Lebron James
Leon Powe
Drew Gooden
Josh Howard
Dirk Nowitzki
Kenyon Martin
Chris Wilcox
Devean George!
Rasual Butler
Ricky Davis
Craig Smith
Josh Powell!
Udonis Haslem
Quentin Richardson
Dorrell Wright
Joe Alexander!
Kurt Thomas
Hakim Warrick
Ike Diogu!
Peja Stojakovic
Al Harrington
David Lee
Matt Barnes
Rodney Carney
Jason Kapono
Louis Amundson!
Channing Frye
Grant Hill
Travis Outlaw
Matt Bonner
Richard Jefferson
Ian Mahinmi
Chris Bosh
Amir Johnson
Antoine Wright
Carlos Boozer

CENTERS
Tyson Chandler
Nazr Mohammed
Aaron Gray
Brad Miller
Zydrunas Ilgauskas
SHAQ!!!!!
Kwame Brown
Ben Wallace
Mikki Moore!
Chris Hunter?
Yao Ming?
NOT MARCUS CAMBY
DJ Mbenga
Jamaal Magloire
Jermaine O'Neal
Francisco Elson
Sean Williams
Darko Milicic
Etan Thomas
Adonal Foyle!
Channing Frye
Amar'e Stoudemire (let's lowball him again!)
Joel Przybilla
Patrick O'Bryant
Rasho Nesterovic
Paul Davis
Brendan Haywood


Yeah, fuck all THAT.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

No More Words

To review: Cohan IS NOT selling.
Nelson IS NOT retiring.
Warriors ARE NOT changing.
GQ Curry IS NOT leading to better days.

Oh and:

Warriors PR personally called me today to pitch Stephen Curry as ROY. That's a 1st in my 7 yrs on beat. And Curry is making choice hard.
http://twitter.com/PDcavsinsider/status/11800171425

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Reminder: Bill Simmons Got the No-Ellison-Sale Scoop First

For instance, when I was in Dallas for All-Star Weekend, I asked an extremely wealthy person the following question: "Why haven't you bought an NBA team yet?"

His answer: "Because they're still overvalued. Anyone who buys in right now is doing it for ego only. That's why the league grabbed the Russian's [Mikhail Prokhorov's] money [for the New Jersey Nets] so quickly. He has a big ego and deep pockets, and he didn't know any better. He just wanted in. The pool of American buyers who fit that mold has dwindled. Look at [Oracle CEO] Larry Ellison. Five years ago, he would have jumped on the Warriors like Cuban jumped on the Mavericks. Now he's being much more cautious. He doesn't think they're worth more than $325 [million] and they aren't. Not with the current revenue system, not without a new arena, and not with a lockout coming. It's a dumb investment."

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100224