Robert Rowell & Kirk Lacob kicked off the "Fresh Era." Well done.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Don Nelson is a Drunken, Senile, Stubborn, Needs-to-be-forced-to-retire Douchebag

We are so right about Nelson's mind games and gimmicky bullshit.
The usual boring homer moron toolz tried a little online hype blitzkrieg for the Warriors (they got to play some ball on the Oracle floor in exchange) but tomorrow's headlines will be about how shitty we are and how bad/disjointed the chemistry and future look.

Anthony Randolph, Monta Ellis, Brandan Wright, and even the minutes-decreasing potential All Star Andris Biedrins, are all looking like islands unto themselves against Nelson. That's an incredible young core when the drunken depressive "guru" with total power achieved is not freaking out and orchestrating complete player assassinations while shitwings chuck at will and crap out on Nellie D (Smart D?) as no-name scrubs pull -20s for 10 minutes of play.

Nellie is as Nellie does.

Good luck locking in those season ticket sales,
you pathetic franchise of eternal Suck.

Warriors PER (NBA Average: 15.00)
Biedrins 20.41 (+) 20.42 - Nelson cutting his minutes again.
Wright 19.04
Maggette 17.58 (-) 17.54 - You fucking suck.
Morrow 16.62 (-) 15.93
Crawford 15.40 (-) 15.33 - You fucking suck.
Jackson 15.20 (-) 15.02 - You fucking suck.
Anderson Varejao 15.00
Azubuike 14.39 (-) 14.24
Randolph 13.94 (+) 14.22 - Wants out. Webber Redux.
Watson 13.84 (+) 13.87
Turiaf 13.22 (-) 13.18
Belinelli 12.62
Kurz 12.23 (-) 11.62 - Shut the Fuck Up.
Ellis 11.45 (-) 7.95 - NOT READY. "Not a point guard."
Williams 3.91 - Team's best point guard.
Davidson 3.94 (-) 3.63
Sean Williams 3.44
Nathan Jawai -23.14

4 comments:

  1. Randolph fired BJ. Shit is going down.

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  2. Love your passion but all the negativity is tiresome. Having said that, agree with most of what you write here. Almost all NBA franchises are a joke (due to guranteed contracts?). Still, it's fun (maybe not thousands of dollars worth of season's tickets worth) to watch the trainwreck and have a tiny bit of hope.
    -stackjack

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  3. why is nelson still coaching? why? doesn't teach, barely draws up plays, AM is shooting 50% by the way, might wanna get him some shots, and doesn't have a clue about defense.hope AR, BW, AM, ME, AB, RT, KA can survive you.

    trade maggette now.

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