Don't worry about the game. Terry Porter did his best but Steve Nash and Grant Hill led their team to a win against a washed up has-been drunk and his shitwing brigade. And when Andris Biedrins went down with a ruptured spleen (2-10 weeks recovery time), he went Kurz. It went about as expected. Rob can tell you what brand of ball soap Shaq uses.
So here's a fun way to spend the remainder of this terrible season:
Pretend you're a Kings fan.
Seriously, bear with me...
You can go back on all of this the moment the season begins again but if you want some peace of mind before you're back to hoping the Warriors can steal some meaningless games against shit opponents with gimmicks and lucky chucking nights, root for the Kings' rebuild.
You'll get total satisfaction:
-They're frontrunners for Blake Griffin, Jrue Holiday, Ricky Rubio, whoever you like.
-They have some OK vets other teams want for playoff runs, so sweet dreams of all the youth, picks, and expiring contracts they can land. Draw up a 5 or 6 pick draft for them and see how they look.
-They'll have tons of financial flexibility in the very near future, so you can pretend that their courtship of major free agents is YOUR courtship of major free agents!
-They're in absolute rebuild, play the youth mode. So you can pretend you're seeing YOUR youth develop and play in meaningful NBA games without some bullshit gimmick ball crazy drunken stubborn mindfuck short leash or anything!
It's getting close to this... and I'm sure the morons will now call me a Kings fan. I don't care. Those morons can blow me, I bleed Warrior Blue. This is about pride, decency, and league respect.
DO SOMETHING, WARRIORS.