Robert Rowell & Kirk Lacob kicked off the "Fresh Era." Well done.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Ho Hum

Jackson will save us this Friday!!!!!

Buy your tickets, folks. Bargain Basement prices + staged returns from injury that won't change a fucking thing but the Great Time Out pitch job player names inserted into the tired Rowell-Ridder scripts = We're the suckers in this equation. Good thing I love basketball as much as a I do. Don Nelson does not. He's washed up, had it, needs forced retirement. Possibly NBA Euthanasia.

Warriors PER (NBA Average: 15.00)

Biedrins 21.03 (+) 21.16
Wright 19.07
Morrow 15.39 (+) 16.01 - I am ALWAYS right, you idiots.
Crawford 15.97 (-) 15.88 - All O.
Maggette 15.98 (-) 15.62 - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Al Harrington 14.97 - How'd that get in there?
Jackson 14.50 - Coming Friday to a theater near you...
Azubuike 14.51 (-) 14.24 - Good 7th guy.
Randolph 13.76 (+) 14.00 - Nellie's Ice jobs build All Stars.
Watson 13.71 (+) 13.83 - Good 8th guy. All points.
Kurz 13.36 (-) 13.21 - Eff Rob Kurz.
Belinelli 12.68
Turiaf 12.39 (+) 12.49
Williams 3.29 - Based on Ice Time: HOF.
Davidson -22.25 - Will never play.
Ellis - $3 million in savings and counting!!!!!

2 comments:

  1. Maggette was really lame in this game. I have a hard time believing his PER is above 15.

    He almost got booed again this game. Funny they say Randolph had a bad attitude. What about Maggs:

    1. Bitchering with Crawford.
    2. Bitchering with Turiaf.
    3. Bitchering with Ellis in practice.
    4. When he pulled his hamstring he spent the entire time in LA rather than staying with the team to build morale and chemistry.

    I forgot to mention that he has been playing terribly, his jumper blows worse than his passing now, and I can't even remember the last time he actually finished an And1.

    Hopefully he'll pull his Harrington, but Maggs is just the kind of "professional" that is immune to Nellie BS because he knows how to cover his ass with his own ego. It shows every time he takes a jumper that he should have passed.

    Apparently losing for the better part of a decade didn't teach him much.

    Shenanigans.

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  2. Sure it did. It taught him not to be bothered by losing.

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