Deposit your unmentionables here...
Starting lineup sure to please:
Watson, Belinelli, Azubuike, Wright, Biedrins.
Hey, THREE FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICKS!!!
Nellie setting a dangerous trend.
-Biedrins to Wright. All day. Should be all year.
-kidzkidzkidzkidzkidzkidzkidzkidz. Me likey.
-Wright: good. Belinelli: poon.
-Williams > Watson. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong.
-Belinelli plays CYO defense. Fuckin stooge.
-Bench Azubuike, Belinelli, and Watson for Randolph, Morrow, and Williams and we're getting somewhere.
-We totally won that last 1:00. Miami really working now.
-Watson: All Star! Scrub of the week, Belinelli had his 15 min.
-Keith Smart's defense is genius.
-Morrow in for Frank Stallone.
-Randolph would like you to meet his good friend, Mr. Don Nelson.
-Our scrubs are better than Miami's scrubs. Joy.
-I want to feed CJ Watson to Lucky. Like right now.
-We're killin 'em!
-Belinelli in and..... blow me homerz.
-Turiaf lucked into a rebound.
-DeMarcus Nelson seems like such a good idea. But.
-Refs keeping us in this thing. Thanks, guys!
-Randolph's out of control again. Not making friends running under break away dunkers.
-Marco is such ass. They're scoring off of his D at will.
-Sucks always being right. Chuck Belinelli FTL.
-Morrow missed his shots.
-Atrocious D-League play.
-Daequan Cook > Marco Belinelli. Here endeth the lesson.
Can it get any better?!
Biedrins working on leading the team in REB, AST, and STL tonight. Gotta be an unlikely C accomplishment. He's currently behind only Al Horford for APG among C's. If we didn't suck, he'd be a strong All Star coaches' selection possibility.
-D League is as D League does.
-Refs have money on this. Book it.
-This is a D League game.
-Belinelli benched for ass-jobbing. STFU homerz.
-Belinelli 2-10, Morrow 1-5.
Guarantee Morrow does not finish at 2-10 if he gets the shots.
-Wright would like you to meet his good friend, Mr. Don Nelson.
-Ugliest ball I've watched all year. Any league.
-Morrow more ballah than Marco will ever be.
-Morrow's game sense is 1000x better than Marco's.
This debate is over, moronz.
-So DeMarcus Nelson is our good defender, right?
-Shittiest quarter all year? I say yes due to the Wright benching.
-Chris Quinn > Marco Belinelli
-I was right. Morrow will finish 1-10
-Beasley > Randolph
-Marco's shot selection may be the worst in the entire league.
-Small Ball FTL. Again.
-Consistent fact: bench Belinelli, team plays better ball.
-DeMarcus suddenly less sucky than before.
-Marcus Williams will never again play for Don Nelson.
-Nevermind, DMarc still sux.
-Worst D of the year. Wade killed all 5 at once.
-Hey. Where's Rob Kurz?! Merry Xmas Richard Hendrix.
-DWade's into it- 3/4 court alley oop chuck with a shaky lead.
-Redemption: Morrow 3-10. Always right. Still.
-DeMarcus Nelson is special*
-Yeah, you have a seat Azubuike. Right there in the key.
We suck ass.
GUARANTEE Don Nelson says the defense showed improvement and GUARANTEE he mentions Miami not topping 100 points. GUARANTEE. Even though our D was complete shite.