Marco on fire since Hollinger played nice with one of his most adamant bust calls from the 2007 draft:
7-24 from the field (29%), 1-6 from three (17%), no free throw attempts last night, 1 li'l ol' rebound, and 2 TO to go with his 3 AST (Biedrins had 2 in fewer minutes... we got us a point guard!). On AST/TO ratio, Jamal Crawford, CJ Watson, RONNY TURIAF, and team leader Marcus Williams (4.33, better than league qualified leader Jose Calderon. All Star!) all have him beat (1.64) and he's had ample time to show his stuff. At least his AST/TO is better than Stephen Jackson's (1.61) and Anthony Morrow's (1.47). Right? Super star. CJ Watson now outscoring him 9.4-8.4 PPG and shooting the 3 better as Azubuike also catches up, percentage-wise. In fairness, Morrow was also ass from the field last night (matched Marco's 3-11), though he's on the verge of doubling Belinelli's pussy-ass FTAPG because, put simply, Morrow is a bad ass mother fucker and Marco is Euro Trash. Deal with it.
I can bag on Chuck Belinelli all goddam day. The kid is destined for utter mediocrity and if he's NOT traded before this time next year, it's because he got a buy out and returned to Europe so he could suck but make tons more cash and get his dick sucked by terrible basketball fans smoking cigarettes at the game while throwing empties at the opposing team's bench.
Anyway, on with the show.
Pretty much everyone but Brandan Wright and Anthony Randolph took a big fat dump last night. Nellie knows talent! I re-posted previous numbers with new ones. Either Hollinger recalculated late or dudes who don't play get bonus points. Would figure for this shitcan squad. Someone who knows what they're talking about can explain this. Or not. I don't give a fuck. I only use stats to say what I need to hear. We'll see how often I do this at all, let alone with historical tracking of any sort. I'm pretty fucking lazy. I might start posting Win Shares and calling them Hollinger PER just to see if anyone even gives a shit. Maybe I'll call Dan Rosenbaum and tell him he's a total fucker. That ought to get us an interview in the very near future. Somewhere near Langley. What a fucker.
You're welcome and shit:
Warriors PER rankings (AVG NBA player: 15.00)
Biedrins 21.27 (-) 21.15
Wright 18.95 (+) 19.16 - Excellent rotations, coach(es).
Crawful 16.33 (+) 16.37
Morrow 16.57 (-) 15.93
Maggette 15.64 (+) 15.70 - A .06 Money Shot.
Belinelli 15.68 (-) 14.56 - Suck my dick.
Watson 14.00 (-) 13.99
Randolph 13.49 (+) 13.67 - Good sign.
Kurz 13.75 (+) 13.78 - He's listed as a SF. Someone tell Nellie.
Jackson 13.50 (+) 13.55 - Clutch.
Azubuike 13.34 (-) 13.07 - Our long national nightmare continues.
Turiaf 11.99 (+) 12.04
Nelson 6.71 (-) 6.66 - Are you really surprised?
Williams 3.39 (+) 3.41
According to my comprehensive mathematical analysis, Marcus Williams will surpass DeMarcus Nelson if he does not play in the next -5 games DeMarcus Nelson plays in. Richard Hendrix surpassed Roberta Kurzgnani the day he was cut free from this gaping maw of suck.