Bitches and Shit

Marco Belinelli is a bitch.

He whines to the Italian press and it magically sparks the team to play him for trade value.

So don't tell me those worthless nerd anal retentive idiots in the Warriors offices aren't reading my glowing nuggets on an hourly basis. They hit refresh more than the OLFs who jump from fan forum to fan forum hoping no one remembers the retarded things they said the day before. No ballz, all attention-seeking and self-aggrandizing "pot stirring." The truth is, they're just stupid lonely fucks whose grandkids started ignoring them years ago. I bring it. They wear Depends and take heart medications. That's the difference. Rowell can't piss in public restrooms.

Brandan Wright is a badass motherfucker.

He says nothing, gets shit on by the Old Drunk, gets shit on by the OLFs and the JV high school basketball experts, and continues to kick ass whenever he plays even if he's not a post monster. It's like Randolph, who is our second best rebounder behind Biedrins even though he never fucking plays because he's an idiot kid and we want to trade him instead of try to develop him at all. Wright and Randolph together with Biedrins was so obviously a superior lineup. It's not even worth talking about it. They were fucking awesome for that 2 minute stretch. We don't give a fuck about defense anyway. Marco doesn't play any, he just hits some easy shots against shit and/or insouciant opponents. Wright and Randolph and Biedrins are no great defenders, but they fucking rebound. And Wright does more. He's a smart fucking basketball player who makes the pass early, can hit the midrange shot fine when he's supposed to, and does everything a team needs SOMEONE to fucking do.

But not fucking Nellie.

See, D'Antoni made Shawn Marion a player who mattered. Marion's 3-ball was just OK and I won't lie, D'Antoni liked having it. But Marion was no offensive genius. Marion is a world class multi-position defender, and Wright is not that right now. He can be. But the Warriors won't be the team to make him one at this rate. Wright is not a genius rebounder like Marion was in the D'Antoni system. Mostly because Nelson preaches rebounding even LESS than D'Antoni! Wright's length and hops and feel and talent (the latter two are his obvious assets, and no one on the team has more natural feel for the game than him. Try me on this one, you fucking noobs) make him a high end candidate for excellent long term play.

And last night, your forward and your shittwing lazyass ego case did the following:

Wright: 31 minutes, 4-10, 6-8 FT, 14/4/4/2 BS, 0 TO, 2 PF
Belinelli: 29 minutes, 5-11, 2-2 FT, 14/2/2/1 STL, 1 TO, 3 PF

I'll take the high upside forward with the floor game and you can have the dime a dozen dribble dribble shitwing who is NOT a passer, you fucking schmucks. He's a fucking keep the ball until the options dry up moron retard idiot, just like Jackson, and the coaching staff is so goddam fried and drunk, they can only motivate one half of OK team passing every 4-5 games. Jackson and Belinelli are classic shitwing NBA me first assholes who play team ball now and then and sucker idiots but, ultimately, will revert to absolutely unwatchable shit ball more often than not. In fact, that's their career mode. Worthless hacks, not worth any investment or future projections.

It's a shit tank team.
Wright is the bright spot future piece.
Marco is the sucker's bet you all fall for every goddam time.

Get a clue.